Mikey Whipwreck: "This Less-Fat Crippled Mess Has One More Match Left In Him"

Submitted By James Walsh on 02/07/09

Thanks to Mikey Whipwreck for the following: As most of you guys know my body has totally broken down physically and I'm working my last match on February 28th. Well here's the problem, I'm wrestling Maverick. Here's a conversation I had with one of my boys from the NYWC last month. His name has been changed to protect the not so innocent. lol Mikey: I don't know about this match with Maverick next month. *******: Why bro? Mikey: Cause the kid is in phenomanal shape and I'm a crippled fat f***. *******: You're being waaay to hard on yourself. Mikey: I don't think so. He's all amped up for the match and I'm sure he'll wanna do some cool stuff and I'm afraid my body won't keep up and 1/2 way into the match I'm gonna be dying. *******: Bro you've been really beat up for a while now. Any of these guys would kill to wrestle you in your last match. Nobody is expecting you to go out there like it's ECW 95 and kill yourself. Mikey: That's the problem. I'm not going out there and 1/2 ass it and shit the bed. I want my last time out to be real good and something the fans will like and something Maverick can be proud of. *******: What do you think you're gonna do? Mikey: First thing I gotta do is drop some weight and quick. Without getting stuck on a treadmill or stationary bike that will totally tear up my knees and back. I'll be good the 1st day and then I won't be able to do shit for 5 days. Kinda anti-productive. ******: Hmmmmm. Mikey: I'll look online for some stupid weight loss thing my friend used and dropped 30 lbs. That fat prick actually has a flat stomach and abs now. I'll ask him what that program was. I was gonna try it but as usual I procrastinated and didn't do shit but think about how badly out of shape I am and that I needed to drop weight. If I spent 1/100th the time actually working out instead of telling myself I needed to work out I'd have John Morrison abs (ok not even close but you get the idea). lol *******: It can't hurt man. You have about 2 months. If you start now... Mikey: Focus, Focus, Focus!!!! Mikey: Carrots, Carrots, Carrots!!!! *******: lol So my lazy ass decided to text my friend and find out what that program was and I ordered it. It's totally not what I expected. I've stuck to the program and so far after 3 weeks I'm down 18 pounds. Sweet!!!! It's easy to follow and working like a charm. If you wanna lose weight and not worry about killing yourself and taking all kinds of drugs with side effects this is definately a way to go. Here's a link if you're interested. http://crayolaman.thedsp.hop.clickbank.net/?tid=WEIGHT09 Watch out Maverick. I think this less-fat crippled mess has one good match left in him. :) Hope to see some of you guys February 28th in Deer Park. visit www.nywcwrestling for more info. -MIKEY- :: DISCUSS THIS POST ON THE FORUMS! :: SEE MICKIE JAMES & THE DIVAS NUDE! :: BUY WRESTLING DVD'S THROUGH OUR STORE! :: GO BACK TO THE HOME PAGE WRESTLING EPICENTER STORE IS OPEN! THE HOTTEST WRESTLING DVD'S ARE NOW AVAILABLE! We've got hundreds of pro wrestling DVD's at your fingertips! All your favorite stars such as Hulk Hogan, Kurt Angle, Sting, Ric Flair, Bruiser Brody, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Harley Race, Andre the Giant, Dynamite Kid, Davey Boy Smith, Bret "The Hitman" Hart, Booker T, & countless others! We've also got the Divas! Raw and extreme footage of Candice Michelle, Beulah McGillicutty, Gorgeous George, Tylene Buck, Francine, Christy Hemme, Dawn Marie, Madusa, and the rest of your favorite sexy divas! We even have got official WWE merchandise! All this can be yours in the Wrestling Epicenter Store! CLICK HERE TO GO TO THE STORE! Home | News | Editorials | Interviews | Forums | Chat Room | Store | Divas | PPV Results | TV Results | Shows | Links | Metal Epicenter | Contact Us/Staff