Posted By James Walsh on 02/28/26


Women’s Elimination Chamber Match
Tiffany Stratton vs. Rhea Ripley vs. Alexa Bliss vs. Asuka vs. Kiana James vs. Raquel Rodriguez
Tiffany Stratton and Kiana James start the match. Stratton catches James with a side headlock takedown, but James fights back and slams Stratton’s head into the top turnbuckle. Stratton regains control with a basement drop kick and gets a two count. James gets back to her feet, hits a standing moonsault, and gets a two count of her own. James drives her elbow into the back of Stratton’s head and then whips her out of the ring. Stratton goes for a handspring back elbow shot, but James side steps her, and Stratton slams into one of the pods. Asuka is #3. James charges into Asuka’s pod and attacks her. Asuka fights her way out of the pod and repeatedly slams James’ head into another pod. Asuka sets her sights on Stratton and repeatedly slams her head into a pod as well. Asuka grinds both Stratton and James’ faces into the chains and follows up with a double missile drop kick from the top rope. The action returns to the ring, and Asuka takes down Stratton with the ground and pound offense. Alexa Bliss is #4. Bliss methodically climbs into the ring and catches Asuka with a head scissors takedown. Stratton goes for the Prettiest Moonsault Ever, but Bliss knocks her legs out from under her. James drags Stratton out of the ring and catapults her into a pod. Rhea Ripley is #5. Ripley hits Stratton with a Razor’s Edge onto a Asuka. Bliss goes for Sister Abigail on Ripley, but Ripley tries to counter into Riptide, but Bliss slides out the back. James slams Ripley into the chains as Bliss climbs the chains. Ripley, Asuka, Stratton and James brawl as Bliss stands on top of a pod. Bliss hits Twisted Bliss off the top of the pod onto all of her opponents! Bliss drags James back into the ring and goes for Sister Abigail, but Asuka hits her with the poison mist, and James rolls up Bliss for the elimination. Raquel Rodriguez is #6. Rodriguez dumps Ripley onto the top rope but then gets triple teamed by Asuka, Stratton, and James. Rodriguez whips Asuka into a pod, slams Ripley into the chains, and then powerbombs Ripley over the top rope and back into the ring. Rodriguez picks up James and hits a running powerslam through a pod. Rodriguez heads back into the ring and hits Asuka with a Tejana Bomb onto James. Rodriguez covers both Asuka and James for the double elimination. We’re down to Stratton, Ripley, and Rodriguez. Rodriguez delivers a spinning slam to Stratton but only gets a two count. Rodriguez ties up Ripley in a modified tree of woe using the chains and then levels Statton with a big boot back in the ring. Rodriguez hits a corkscrew elbow drop and goes for a Tejana Bomb, but Stratton blocks. Stratton heads up to the top turnbuckle with Rodriguez, but Ripley climbs to the top of a pod and hits a cannonball off the top of the pod to Rodiguez on the top turnbuckle. Stratton follows up with the Prettiest Moonsault Ever to Rodriguez and gets the elimination. We’re down to Stratton and Ripley. Stratton catches Ripley with an Alabama Slamma but only gets a two count. Statton heads up top and goes for a Swanton, but Ripley rolls out of the way. Ripley hits a forward electric chair drop and gets a two count of her own. Statton fights back and successfully hits the Swanton for another two count. Ripley regains control, hits Riptide, and gets the three count to win the match.

Match Result: Rhea Ripley wins the match, last eliminating Tiffany Stratton.
Match Length: 23:40
Slimmer’s Rating: ****¼


Women’s Intercontinental Championship Match
Becky Lynch (Champion) vs. AJ Lee
Lynch muscles Lee to the corner to start the match and then grabs a standing side headlock. Lee fights back with a modified sunset flip for a two count. Lee takes down Lynch and locks in a hammer lock. Lee connects with a drop kick, but Lynch fights back with vicious ground and pound offense. Lynch slams Lee into the corner and stomps a mudhole in her. Lynch slams Lee to the mat and makes the cover for a two count. Lynch repeatedly stomps on Lee’s lower back and then hits a running forearm shot in the corner. Lynch hits the Bexploder and gets another two count. Lee fights back with a pair of back elbow shots followed by a tornado DDT from the second rope. Lee hits a Shining Wizard but only gets a two count. Lynch goes for the Manhandle Slam, but Lee rolls her up for another two count. Lee goes for the Black Widow, but Lynch counters into a slam for a two count of her own. Lynch exposes the top turnbuckle as the referee checks on Lee. Lee slides out of the ring and pulls Lynch’s legs out from under her along the way. Lee and Lynch head up top, and Lynch hits a superplex directly into an arm bar. Lee fights back to her feet and hits a roundhouse kick for yet another two count. The referee tries to reattach the turnbuckle pad, but Lynch slams Lee into the referee and the exposed turnbuckle. Lee locks in the Black Widow and Lynch taps out, but the referee is down. The action spills out of the ring, and Lynch slams Lee into the barricade. Lynch grabs a steel chair from under the ring, but Lee fights back and whips Lynch into the barricade. Lee rolls Lynch back into the ring and goes for a tornado DDT, but Lynch blocks. Lynch hits Lee with a DDT onto the steel chair and then kicks the chair out of the ring. Lynch covers Lee as the referee comes back to life, but Lee miraculously kicks out at two. Lynch tries to slam Lee into the exposed turnbuckle, but the referee blocks her. Lynch goes for a splash in the corner, but Lee side steps her, and Lynch slams face-first into the exposed turnbuckle. Lee locks in the Black Widow, Lynch taps, and this time the referee sees it and calls for the bell.

Match Result: AJ Lee defeats Becky Lynch with the Black Widow.
Match Length: 15:21
Slimmer’s Rating: ****


World Heavyweight Championship Match
CM Punk (Champion) vs. Finn Balor
Punk catches Balor in a standing side headlock to start the match, but Balor breaks free and drops Punk with a back elbow shot. Balor locks in a headlock on the mat, but Punk fights back to his feet and levels Balor with a heel kick. Punk chops Balor’s chest and then repeatedly drives his forearm into Balor’s lower back. Punk and Balor slut it out in the middle of the ring before Punk traps Balor in the corner and chops his chest. Punk traps Balor in the corner and goes to work with mounted punches, but Balor slides between Punk’s legs and dumps him onto the top rope. Balor wraps Punk around the top rope and pounds on his ribs. Balor traps Punk in the corner and drives his shoulder into Punk’s ribs. Balor chops the chest and then locks in an abdominal stretch. Punk and Balor level each other with stereo clotheslines. Punk and Balor slug it out in the middle of the ring, but Punk takes control with a back elbow shot. Punk goes for the Go To Sleep, but Balor slides out the back. Punk connects with a suicide dive and rolls Balor back into the ring. Punk again goes for the Go To Sleep, but Balor counters into a small package for a two count. Punk fights back with a swinging neck breaker and gets a two count of his own. Punk takes Balor up top, but Balor knocks Punk back down to the mat. Balor goes for the Coup De Grace, but Punk rolls out of the way. Punk heads up top and hits the diving elbow drop for a two count. Punk locks in the Anaconda Vice, but Balor rolls through into a pinning predicament for a two count. Balor lands a volley of elbow shots, heads up top, and hits the Coup De Grace. Balor makes the corner, but Punk miraculously kicks out a two. Punk fights back and hits the Go To Sleep, but Balor’s momentum carries him out of the ring and to the outside. Punk charges at Balor on the outside, but Balor catches Punk with the Sling Blade. Balor drop kicks Punk through the barricade and rolls him back into the ring. Balor hits another Sling Blade and heads up top. Balor goes for the Coup De Grace, but Punk catches Balor’s leg and counters into a Sharpshooter. Balor makes it to the ropes to break the hold. Punk hits the Go To Sleep and finally gets the three count.

Match Result: CM Punk defeats Finn Balor with the Go To Sleep.
Match Length: 20:32
Slimmer’s Rating: ****½

Adam Pearce and Nick Aldis open the mystery box to reveal a coffin. The coffin opens to reveal… Danhausen. Danhausen is in WWE!!!


Men’s Elimination Chamber Match
Randy Orton vs. LA Knight vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Je’Von Evans vs. Trick Williams vs. Logan Paul
Cody Rhodes and Je’Von Evans start the match. Rhodes connects with an elbow shot to the back of the head and slams Evans into the chains. Rhodes stomps on Evans’ chest and goes for a suplex, but Evans blocks. Rhodes again goes for a suplex, but Evans counters and hits a suplex of his own. Trick Williams is #3. Williams sets his sights on Evans as soon as he leaves his pod. Evans goes for the OG Cutter, but Williams blocks. Williams delivers a double Book End to both Rhodes and Evans. Rhodes traps Evans against the chains, but then Williams does the same to Rhodes. Logan Paul is #4. Williams and Rhodes whip Paul all the way through a pod before Rhodes launches Evans over the top rope. Rhodes and Paul slug it out in the middle of the ring. LA Knight is #5. Knight traps Paul in the corner and works him over. Knight slams Paul into a Pod, but Paul creates some distance and climbs to the top of a pod. Evans and Knight join Paul on the top of the pod and then launch Paul onto Rhodes and Williams in the middle of the ring. Knight hits a BFT to Evans on top of the pod. Randy Orton is #6. Orton cleans house and launches Paul onto Williams. Orton hits stereo rope-assisted DDTs to both Paul and Williams but then eats a DDT from Knight. Evans gets back to his feet on top of the pod and connects with a frog splash to Williams, but Paul hits Evans with the Paulverizer for the elimination. Knight catches Rhodes with a Death Valley Driver for a two count. Orton traps Knight in the corner and goes to work with mounted punches. Knight goes for a diving elbow drop from the top rope but slips and lands awkwardly. Paul low blows Knight and gets the three count for the elimination. Paul works over Orton against the chains and then slugs it out with Williams in the middle of the ring. Williams goes for the Trick Shot on Paul, but Paul evades, and Rhodes hits Williams with the Cross Rhodes. Paul posts Rhodes in the corner and covers Williams for his third elimination of the match. A masked man appears from the crowd and tries to climb the chamber, but security removes him. A second masked man slides into the ring and stomps Paul. Rhodes covers Paul for the elimination as the masked man reveals himself to be… SETH FREAKIN ROLLINS!!! Rollins cost Paul the match! We’re down to Cody Rhodes and Randy Orton. Drew McIntyre charges into the ring and hits Rhodes with the WWE Championship from behind. McIntyre eats an RKO and a Cross Rhodes, but that gives Orton the opportunity to hit Rhodes with the RKO for the three count.

Match Result: Randy Orton wins the match, last eliminating Cody Rhodes.
Match Length: 26:46
Slimmer’s Rating: ****